This blog is literally going to be full of quirky junk.
This is only because I am bored.
And I have some funny stuff to share with you.
So basically, at my Grammar school, there have been these girls on twitter that have made a new account. This account was made to make fun of the teachers in our school. Some of them were photos but most were just comments.
But God were they funny.
They were rude, like really rude, but it was so much better and funnier! It made fun of their name, voice and all of that!
I know you might thing that is so rude and horrid.
But just imagine your teachers (or old school teachers) getting all these comments made about them . You might have little jokes with your friends about them but imagine if it was put online!
It was the funniest!
I really want to show you them but that would a) really rude b) I would probably get into trouble for posting them again and c) It would show their identity and my school, which isn't good.
If you want to know about the girls that set up the twitter account, they got found out by the head teacher and he read all of them and the all got excluded until June and their parents were with them...so, not so good for them.
But hell was it funny.
And, even better, my history teacher had a photo put on their of him with a MacDonald joke on the caption. He is awesome and he teachers 2 of the girls that had the account. So when the girls come back he is going to make comments to them like,
"You making a meal out of that?"
"Do you want that large?"
And it will be so funny! You don't even know.
There are loads more jokes were that come from as well.
On the subject of jokes, I have just had a recent phone update. I have a Nokia phone and in the new update, it has this ting called Cortana (Like Siri for IPhones). She is awesome. But the best part of her is her jokes They are so bad, like terrible but that makes them funny. I will give you a few.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
You see what I mean when I say they were so bad they were funny. My favourite is the first one personally. She has loads more jokes by the way.
Anyway, I think I have talked a lot today, so here is the question
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels
Bebeabout, signing out xxx